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Hi I'm Ben. I have been happily insane since birth, and its gotten worse since. I live a happy life in a quiet
suburban town. My main sources of amusment include disturbing the peace of my quiet home town, gaming, hanging out with
my friends, hiking, reading, and basically doing stuff that should get me killed but somehow just makes me stronger.
Visit My Xanga at: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=madcossak5
Hi, I'm Matt. Like Ben, I was insane at birth. Ever since I was a wee little boy, I have had the need to
conquer the world...in a very imperialistic German sense. Yes, I am a German Imperialist...so??? Seriously, for
fun, I do WW1 German reenactments, game, laugh at poor people, and shoot game...liberals are game, right? Visit My Xanga
at: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Von_Mudra
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Just one of those days....
ben here............well today was an average day for the both of us. I woke up around 9 craving breakfast.
Gave up on cooking stuff and just had some cold chinese food. Then went and picked up Matt so we could go volunteer
at the aquarium. MAtt stumbled out having woken up only 1 minute earlier... so he didnt get food..haha. And so
we rolled off to the aquarium. Well we put on a deep purple cd and were listening to it. I tried to change to
a different song and then my dad jst made this child like whining noise sort of like neeeeh and changed it back. The there
was a stunned silence and then we all broke into laughter. Now the front of the aquarium has a road that is always
under construction and they block off random patches of dirt on the assumption that they will be stolen. What this means
is that random hobos sllep there wth half finished bottles of cactus cooler recovering from their sugar highs and the subsequent
crashes...no joke we have seen this.
Now me and matt volunteer at the aquarium, but the thing is we are the neglected volunteers. We are never on the
roseter ad people steal stuff from our lab....they took our calender for one thing...why??????/ they have three!!!!!!!!!!!
Also there has been a recent influx of preppy young volunters who do everything so we have half an hour worth of work and
then we just hang out in the aquarists office. Matt found that his gum had melted in his pocket and had gotten all over
his money. Well we decided to do an experiment....do sticky gum coated dollars work in the vending machine..the
answer is yes..yes they do. We feel sorry for the guy that has to take the money out though...hes just going to get
a wad of gum coated money out and just stand there with a look of disbelive on his face. Actually we arent that sorry...we
are laughing on the inside. So then we go to matt's house wherein resides Lgan a cat of unbelivable obesity. He
is 25 pounds of pure laziness..you could shoot him and he would just lie there and beg for food. See this is such a
contrast between our pets matts cat is docile and never gets in the way. My cat is small but wreaks havoc. Sje
has crashed my computer twice cause she lies next to the fan , and her fur clogs the computer fan causing i to overheat.
Why? Does she enjoy the flow of electrons!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways we are now going to try and use a sea monkey kit
we foud in my closet. Its been there for three years and may still work..unless the extreme conditions of my closet
have caused them to mutate into the most fould and vicious crustaceans you ever laid eyes on. In which case youll never
hear from us again. But hey we will get back to you guys...peace...wait peace is for hippies...give
us armed neutrality. Ok, War Out, guys!
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| Matt and Ben Ready for Anything |
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| Matt on Left, Ben on Right |
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Please leave a comment, if you can! Hahaha! Bet you can't figure it out! Bet you can't! AHAHAHA
Or you can take the easy way out and click below......quitter!
 
Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here, And Leave Your Fine Cheeses At The Door
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